It’s 7am and I am awake and ready for breakfast.

Do you know who I am?

I am always hungry.

I think my sisters are hilarious and also infuriating.

Do you know who I am yet?

I flip around like a mad woman when my mom changes my diaper.

I say “ow! owwwww!” if I don’t like something about my current situation.

I love to eat red lipstick.

Do you know who I am?